Terms and Conditions
Dead Easy this.
I will list and sell second hand clothes, books, junk.
If it works, I will say "It Works"
If it does not work, I will "It does not work"
The descriptions will be as accurate as can be, with pictures and should they warrent it, video.
This is an experiment.
There are NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS, NO EXCEPTIONS.
If YOU Cannot Read the Description (Or Cannot Be Arsed, Well Done Getting Thus far)
DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO BE THE NEW OWNER OF THIS CRAP BEFORE YOU BUY IT.
What's my problem? It is this.
I have Listed Items on FleaBay with Accurate, Honest Descriptions and the Winning Bidder has been a MORON. I have had more time wasted than I can count thanks to those People and I would rather not any more.
Let's Face it. Most of them don't know the Internet Exists outside of FarceBook, FleaBay and InstaGran. They can't think properly because it hurts.
You on the other hand, you are different. You are a Seeker, a Searcher, a real internet Surfer. You are Here because you used your Brain and Sought pastures new.
Just like the old days.
You are the Person I want to Own my old junk. Because You will appreciate it and not complain because you bought it while Drunk.
Contact me if you have a question, ask for extra pictures of an item if needed, measurements and all that. I am happy to oblige.
Just Remember, Once it's Bought. It's Yours and I don't want to see it again.
And YOU my dear Friend, I Promise you a Great Deal, a Bargain no less.
I will Send Throughout the UK By CollectPlus.
If you are of an International Nature, Please Contact Me to See if Shipping is Available to Your Land BEFORE BUYING. You Must Pay for Insured, Tracked Shipping.
That's it. If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know. Enjoy my website.
I will list and sell second hand clothes, books, junk.
If it works, I will say "It Works"
If it does not work, I will "It does not work"
The descriptions will be as accurate as can be, with pictures and should they warrent it, video.
This is an experiment.
There are NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS, NO EXCEPTIONS.
If YOU Cannot Read the Description (Or Cannot Be Arsed, Well Done Getting Thus far)
DO NOT BUY UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO BE THE NEW OWNER OF THIS CRAP BEFORE YOU BUY IT.
What's my problem? It is this.
I have Listed Items on FleaBay with Accurate, Honest Descriptions and the Winning Bidder has been a MORON. I have had more time wasted than I can count thanks to those People and I would rather not any more.
Let's Face it. Most of them don't know the Internet Exists outside of FarceBook, FleaBay and InstaGran. They can't think properly because it hurts.
You on the other hand, you are different. You are a Seeker, a Searcher, a real internet Surfer. You are Here because you used your Brain and Sought pastures new.
Just like the old days.
You are the Person I want to Own my old junk. Because You will appreciate it and not complain because you bought it while Drunk.
Contact me if you have a question, ask for extra pictures of an item if needed, measurements and all that. I am happy to oblige.
Just Remember, Once it's Bought. It's Yours and I don't want to see it again.
And YOU my dear Friend, I Promise you a Great Deal, a Bargain no less.
I will Send Throughout the UK By CollectPlus.
If you are of an International Nature, Please Contact Me to See if Shipping is Available to Your Land BEFORE BUYING. You Must Pay for Insured, Tracked Shipping.
That's it. If I can think of anything else, I'll let you know. Enjoy my website.